Ees, last Whit-Monday, I an' Meaery
Got up betimes to mind the deaeiry;
An' gi'ed the milken pails a scrub,
An' dress'd, an' went to zee the club.
Vor up at public-house, by ten
O'clock the pleaece wer vull o' men,
A-dress'd to goo to church, an' dine,
An' walk about the pleaece in line.
Zoo off they started, two an' two,
Wi' painted poles an' knots o' blue,
An' girt silk flags,—I wish my box
'D a-got em all in ceaepes an' frocks,—
A-weaeven wide an' flappen loud
In playsome winds above the crowd;
While fifes did squeak an' drums did rumble,
An' deep beaezzoons did grunt an' grumble,
An' all the vo'k in gath'ren crowds
Kick'd up the doust in smeechy clouds,
That slowly rose an' spread abrode
In streamen air above the road.
An' then at church there wer sich lots
O' hats a-hangen up wi' knots,
An' poles a-stood so thick as iver,
The rushes stood beside a river.
An' Mr Goodman gi'ed em warnen
To spend their evenen lik' their mornen;
An' not to pray wi' mornen tongues,
An' then to zwear wi' evenen lungs:
Nor vu'st sheaeke hands, to let the wrist
Lift up at last a bruisen vist:
Vor clubs were all a-meaen'd vor friends,
He twold em, an' vor better ends
Than twiten vo'k an' picken quarrels,
An' tipplen cups an' empten barrels,—
Vor meaeken woone man do another
In need the kindness ov a brother.
An' after church they went to dine
'Ithin the long-wall'd room behine
The public-house, where you remember,
We had our dance back last December.
An' there they meaede sich stunnen clatters
Wi' knives an' forks, an' pleaetes an' platters;
An' waiters ran, an' beer did pass
Vrom tap to jug, vrom jug to glass:
An' when they took away the dishes,
They drink'd good healths, an' wish'd good wishes,
To all the girt vo'k o' the land,
An' all good things vo'k took in hand;
An' woone cried hip, hip, hip! an' hollow'd,
An' tothers all struck in, an' vollow'd;
An' grabb'd their drink wi' eager clutches,
An' swigg'd it wi' sich hearty glutches,
As vo'k, stark mad wi' pweison stuff,
That thought theirzelves not mad enough.
An' after that they went all out
In rank ageaen, an' walk'd about,
An' gi'ed zome parish vo'k a call;
An', then went down to Narley Hall
An' had zome beer, an' danc'd between
The elem trees upon the green.
An' down along the road they done
All sorts o' mad-cap things vor fun;
An' danc'd, a-poken out their poles,
An' pushen bwoys down into holes:
An' Sammy Stubbs come out o' rank,
An' kiss'd me up ageaen the bank,
A saucy chap; I ha'nt vor'gied en
Not yet,—in short, I han't a-zeed en.
Zoo in the dusk ov evenen, zome
Went back to drink, an' zome went hwome.