How many Lives has the Cat got?
ONE!
But then she's grown old,
And has caught a bad cold;
So how many Lives has the Cat got?
18
Yes, she has grown old,
And has caught a bad cold,
Only bread and milk she touches,
Except a little gruel, but she burns a great
deal of fuel, and you may count,
ONE, TWO, THREE, a great many times,
while she hobbles across the room on her
crutches.