Satyre I.
Away thou fondling motley humorist,
Leave mee, and in this standing woodden chest,
Consorted with these few bookes, let me lye
In prison, and here be coffin'd, when I dye;
Here are Gods conduits, grave Divines; and here
Natures Secretary, the Philosopher;
And jolly Statesmen, which teach how to tie
The sinewes of a cities mistique bodie;
Here gathering Chroniclers, and by them stand
Giddie fantastique Poëts of each land.
Shall I leave all this constant company,
And follow headlong, wild uncertaine thee?
First sweare by thy best love in earnest
(If thou which lov'st all, canst love any best)
Thou wilt not leave mee in the middle street,
Though some more spruce companion thou dost meet,
Not though a Captaine do come in thy way
Bright parcell gilt, with forty dead mens pay,
Not though a briske perfum'd piert Courtier
Deigne with a nod, thy courtesie to answer.
Nor come a velvet Justice with a long
Great traine of blew coats, twelve, or fourteen strong,
Wilt thou grin or fawne on him, or prepare
A speech to Court his beautious sonne and heire!
For better or worse take mee, or leave mee:
To take, and leave mee is adultery.
Oh monstrous, superstitious puritan,
Of refin'd manners, yet ceremoniall man,
That when thou meet'st one, with enquiring eyes
Dost search, and like a needy broker prize
The silke, and gold he weares, and to that rate
So high or low, dost raise thy formall hat:
That wilt consort none, untill thou have knowne
What lands hee hath in hope, or of his owne,
As though all thy companions should make thee
Jointures, and marry thy deare company.
Why should'st thou (that dost not onely approve,
But in ranke itchie lust, desire, and love
The nakednesse and barenesse to enjoy,
Of thy plumpe muddy whore, or prostitute boy)
Hate vertue, though shee be naked, and bare?
At birth, and death, our bodies naked are;
And till our Soules be unapparrelled
Of bodies, they from blisse are banished.
Mans first blest state was naked, when by sinne
Hee lost that, yet hee was cloath'd but in beasts skin,
And in this course attire, which I now weare,
With God, and with the Muses I conferre.
But since thou like a contrite penitent,
Charitably warn'd of thy sinnes, dost repent
These vanities, and giddinesses, loe
I shut my chamber doore, and come, lets goe.
But sooner may a cheape whore, who hath beene
Worne by as many severall men in sinne,
As are black feathers, or musk-colour hose,
Name her childs right true father, 'mongst all those:
Sooner may one guesse, who shall beare away
The Infanta of London, Heire to an India;
And sooner may a gulling weather Spie
By drawing forth heavens Scheme tell certainly
What fashioned hats, or ruffes, or suits next yeare
Our subtile-witted antique youths will weare;
Then thou, when thou depart'st from mee, canst show
Whither, why, when, or with whom thou wouldst go.
But how shall I be pardon'd my offence
That thus have sinn'd against my conscience?
Now we are in the street; He first of all
Improvidently proud, creepes to the wall,
And so imprisoned, and hem'd in by mee
Sells for a little state his libertie;
Yet though he cannot skip forth now to greet
Every fine silken painted foole we meet,
He them to him with amorous smiles allures,
And grins, smacks, shrugs, and such an itch endures,
As prentises, or schoole-boyes which doe know
Of some gay sport abroad, yet dare not goe.
And as fidlers stop lowest, at highest sound,
So to the most brave, stoops hee nigh'st the ground.
But to a grave man, he doth move no more
Then the wise politique horse would heretofore,
Or thou O Elephant or Ape wilt doe,
When any names the King of Spaine to you.
Now leaps he upright, Joggs me, & cryes, Do you see
Yonder well favoured youth? Which? Oh, 'tis hee
That dances so divinely; Oh, said I,
Stand still, must you dance here for company?
Hee droopt, wee went, till one (which did excell
Th'Indians, in drinking his Tobacco well)
Met us; they talk'd; I whispered, let'us goe,
'T may be you smell him not, truely I doe;
He heares not mee, but, on the other side
A many-coloured Peacock having spide,
Leaves him and mee; I for my lost sheep stay;
He followes, overtakes, goes on the way,
Saying, him whom I last left, all repute
For his device, in hansoming a sute,
To judge of lace, pinke, panes, print, cut, and plight,
Of all the Court, to have the best conceit;
Our dull Comedians want him, let him goe;
But Oh, God strengthen thee, why stoop'st thou so?
Why? he hath travayld; Long? No; but to me
(Which understand none,) he doth seeme to be
Perfect French, and Italian; I replyed,
So is the Poxe; He answered not, but spy'd
More men of fort, of parts, and qualities;
At last his Love he in a windowe spies,
And like light dew exhal'd, he flings from mee
Violently ravish'd to his lechery.
Many were there, he could command no more;
Hee quarrell'd fought, bled; and turn'd out of dore
Directly came to mee hanging the head,
And constantly a while must keepe his bed.
[Satyre I. 1633-69, D, H49, JC, Lec, P, Q, S,
W: Satyre the Second. or Satyre 2. A25, B, O'F:
Satyre. or A Satyre of Mr. John Donnes. Cy, L74, S96:
no title (but placed first), H51, N, TCD]
[1 fondling 1633, L74, Lec, N, S, TCD: changeling
1635-69, A25, B, Cy, D, H49, H51, JC, O'F,
P, Q, S96, W]
[5 conduits, ... Divines; 1650-69, Q: conduits; ...
Divines, 1633-39]
[6 Is Natures Secretary, 1669, S96
Philosopher; Ed: Philosopher. 1633-39: Philosopher:
1659-69]
[7 jolly 1633, A25, B, Cy, D, H49, H51, JC,
L74, N, Q, S, S96, TCD, W: wily 1635-69,
O'F: with P]
[12 headlong, wild uncertaine thee? 1633: om. comma 1635-69
and Grolier]
[13 love in earnest 1633, A25, B, Cy, D, H49,
H51, JC, L74, Lec, N, P, Q, S, S96, TCD,
W: love, here, in earnest 1635-69, O'F]
[16 dost. meet,] doe meet. H51, Q, W]
[19 Not 1633-69, A25, Lec, P, Q: Nor Cy, D,
H49, L74, N, O'F, S, S96, TCD, W
piert] neat Q]
[23 Wilt 1633-69, L74, Lec, N, TCD: Shalt A25,
B, D, H49, H51, JC, O'F, P, Q, S, S96,
W]
[24 heire! Ed: heire? 1633-69]
[25 or worse 1633-69, Cy, D, L74, Lec, N, O'F,
Q, TCD: and worse A25, B, H49, H51, S96, W: or
for worse P: and for worse JC]
[27 Oh monstrous,] A (i.e. Ah) or O Monster, B, D,
H49, H51, JC, W]
[29 eyes 1635-69: eyes; 1633]
[32 raise 1633-69, D, H49, H51, L74, Lec, N,
TCD: vaile A25, B, Cy, JC, O'F, P, Q, S, W
hat:] hate: 1633]
[33 consort none,] consort with none, Cy, O'F, P, S,
S96
untill] till 1669]
[37-40 brackets 1650-69, Q: that ... boy 1633: that
... boy; 1635-39]
[39 barenesse A25, B, D, H49, H51, JC, O'F,
Q, W: barrennesse 1633-69, L74, Lec, N, P, S,
TCD]
[40 Of] of 1633: or 1633, 1669: om. 1635-54]
[41 bare? 1635-69: bare, 1633]
[45 first blest 1633-69, Cy, D, H49, L74, Lec,
N, TCD, W: first best A25, B, H51, JC, O'F,
P, Q, S]
[46 yet 1633, A25, B, D, H49, H51, JC, L74,
Lec, N, Q, S, TCD: om. 1635-69, Cy, O'F, P]
[47 weare, 1650-69: weare 1633-39]
[50 warn'd] warm'd 1633]
[52 goe. 1635-69: goe, 1633]
[54 Worne by] Worne out by 1650-69]
[55 musk-colour 1633-35, D, H49, L74, Lec, N,
TCD, W: musk-coloured 1639-69, A25, P, Q]
[58 The Infanta ... India; Ed: The Infanta ... India,
A25, O'F, Q: The infant ... India, 1633-54 and MSS.
generally: The Infantry of London, hence to India: 1669]
[60 Scheme 1635-69, A25, B, D, H49, H51, JC,
Q: schemes L74, S: sceames N: Sceanes 1633, Cy,
Lec, TCD: scene P]
[62 subtile-witted D, H49: subtile wittied 1633-54,
L74, N, TCD: supple-witted A25, JC (altered to
subtle), H51, O'F, P, Q, S, W: giddy-headed 1669
youths] youth 1669]
[63 depart'st from mee] depart'st from hence Cy, D, H49,
H51, O'F, S, W: departest hence A25, Q, S96
canst JC, Q: can 1633-69 and many MSS.]
[66 conscience?] conscience. 1633]
[70 state] room H51
his 1635-69 and all MSS.: high 1633, Chambers
libertie;] libertie, 1633]
[73 them] then 1633]
[78 stoops 1635-69, A25, Cy, D, H49, H51, O'F,
Q: stoopeth B, P: stoopt 1633, L74, Lec, N,
TCD
nigh'st the ground.] nighest ground. D, H49, P, Q,
W]
[81-2 om. 1633]
[84 youth? 1635-69: youth; 1633
Oh,] Yea, A25, B, H51, JC, Q, W]
[86 here] so H51]
[89 us; Ed: us: 1635-69: us, 1633
whispered, let'us goe, Ed: whispered, let us goe, 1633-54:
whisperd, let us goe, 1669: whispered (letts goe) Q. See
note]
[90 'T may be] May be Cy, D, H49, JC, Lec, O'F,
P, Q, S, S96, W]
[94 goes on the way,] goes, on the way D, H49, Q(in),
W(in)]
[95 all repute 1635-69 and MSS. generally: s'all repute
1633, Lec]
[97 print, cut, and plight (pleite, 1635-39: pleit,
1650-69), 1633-69, L74, Lec, N, TCD: cut, print,
or pleate (pleight &c.), A25, B, Cy, D, H49,
H51, JC, O'F, P, Q, S96, W]
[100 stoop'st 1633, 1669, A25, B, D, H49, H51,
JC, L74, Lec, N, P, Q, TCD: stop'st. 1635-54,
O'F]
[101 Why? he hath travayld; Long? No; but to me S96: Why:
he hath travayld. Long? No: but to mee W: Why, hee hath
travayl'd. Long? no. But to mee H49: Why he hath travayld;
Longe? Noe: but to mee JC: Why, he hath travailed (traveled
1635-39) long? no, but to me 1633-39: Why hath he
travelled long? no, but to me 1650-54, P: Why. He hath
travelled long; no, but to me 1669. See note]
[102 understand] understood 1669: brackets from Q. See
note]
[105 and qualities;] of qualities; Lec, P, Q, S96]
[106 a] om. 1669]
[108 lechery. 1635-69 and MSS: liberty; 1633]
[109 were there, 1633-39: there were, 1650-69]