Should a broker meet a broker
Coming from the Fair,
Need a broker tell a broker
What is doing there?
Ev'ry lassie sure will greet him—
Or, at least, will I—
If he doubt what smiles await him
Let him come and try!
Should a broker ask a broker,
What's your "fancy" now?
He shall say, Fair Stock is selling;
I have made a vow
That the shares shall all be taken.
What if they go high?
Lucky is the one who holds them;
A happy man am I.
If a broker join a broker,
Let them come this way;
They shall hear what honied words
The sweetest lips may say.
Or, if one should pout a little,
Let them only buy!
Bears and Bulls will then seem charming.
Will they please to try?